*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
"Dispatch to cabs downtown: two calls. One at city hall and the other at Park Center."
Put out the dab. Turn on the A/C. Start the car.
[[City Hall|Vomit]]? [[Park Center|Hope]]?
Ughhhhh
"AYYYYY. Where you been! We called a damn minute ago. We got a party to turn up"
[[Sorry man, traffic was bad.| VomLie]]
[[Where you going? | VomPath1]]
No one is here. Sheeeeeeit.
[[City Hall |Vomit]]
"It's like two in the morning bruh. No one out heaaa but us."
Sharp ones these two
[[Well where you going | VomPath1]]
"Take us to the av'. It's bump *hic* in' there *uhmp* "
[[Start driving the uh, "av'"| VomPath2]]
Not even gonna give me a destination? Well we driving the strip now. I look back:
"Yeah yeah we got girls there. *urp* Tons of girls. *urp*"
"Hey man yeah letsss get those ladiessszzzzz"
Aren't you hitting a party?
[[Look back again| VomPath3]]
[[Keep driving, the smell isn't so bad, we can make it the two miles| VomPath3a]]
This is the deer in the headlights. The trainwreck in slow motion.
*BLUUUURUUGUGGUGUGGRGH*
Chunky, oozy, partially digested bar food comes flooding out. Some cake in there too. Looks like cake anyway.
*UUUGHRURRURUUUUGUGHFU*
Lunch came out this time. Pasta? Looks almost edible. Does he chew? Wait SHIT IT'S GETTING EVERYWHERE
*EUGHEUFUFUFUGHUSLUUUUUEFH*
SHIT MAN WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CAR.
"wha its fiiiiiiiine"
NO GET OUT!!
[[Kick them out!!!|VomPath4]]
Yeah you can make it. Maybe we can make it before...
Wait.
That scent. Oh no. nononononononononoonononooooooo
[[Look back | VomPath3]]
"HEY MAN WE GOTTA GET THE GUUUUUUUUUUURLS"
NOT LIKE THAT YOU AREN'T. WHO'S GONNA PAY FOR MY CAR?
[[Drive off|End]]
At least they're gone. But damages? Cleaning is gonna be a burn.
*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
"Dispatch to cabs downtown: One call. Waiting in Park Center."
Run the A/C on high. Open a window.
[[Check the back|End2]]
Hey! At least he left his wallet.
The lunch chunk special still everywhere.
//Sniff// Doesn't help.